As I sit in the waiting area of Townfaire Tire (courtesy of a ninja pot hole), I’m subjected to daytime television. The show that’s currently on is Right This Minute, where four people sit around a table and comment on video clips.

I don’t even know what to say… People watch this? I honestly feel insulted by the stupidity of it. Like, how could you possibly put forth such a weak effort to entertain me? This is half-assery of the highest order.

If you’re watching this of your own free will, snap out of it friend. You’re better than this.